Poem 24^th January 2000

Now Blancos is the place to be
Or the Gallois if you fancy more
You can even go to Tobins
With Bamsey on the door
You can have a meal if you fancy it
I’m sure you will enjoy
The food is done by Mick and Clive
And the diiference between the English and Welsh
Courtesy of Lloyd

And Dai Jinx is paying the bill tonight
And this year it’s lower without a doubt
Not because there’s less of us
But because the cheeseboard’s out
Now when he heard Doug couldn’t come
It started to get Doug down
But now the pressure is really off
Cos the buzzards’s back in town

Now Sexton is the President
But he’s not like me and you
He walks around like an 18 year old
Even though he’s 52
But Sexy has got a hidden talent
And I don’t mean to be a clecker
So forget the turkeys earlier on
There’s more meat on Sexton’s pecker

Now there’s a birthday in the room today
Well to be honest – it’s tomorrow
And JB there is 42
Just look at all his sorrow
And he’s here with his child bride
And so far he’s been quite passive
But later on I’m sure he’ll be up
Singing a song and looking massive

Now Mike Jinx is with the soccer team
And they certainly make plenty of noise
And they’ll be going to Newcastle in a couple of months
Cos they’ve been poaching all the boys
But Mike is now a musician
And playing Super Trouper – he is a sight
And Debbie says " Practice - I should say "
He palys with his organ every night
Now Will Blout is here tonight
Look at his hair for goodness sake
You can see where he’s been throughout his night
There’s dead seabirds in his wake
Now Will is getting younger by the day
And he’s always looking happy
But if he carries on getting younger
Sue will have to change his nappy
Now Dai and Clive are in the corner

And thir talents are not what they seem
Cos every Saturday Dai and Clive
Are the first aiders with our team
But the West End is where they come from
And it’s a very dodgy place
Roz and Nug said they would have stayed
But they couldn’t stick the pace
Now Brian Jones is over there
His nickname is Snail as we all know
Nothing to do with the Magic Roundabout mind
It’s cos when he played he was f%$^&*g slow
But lately mind he’s had the flu
And I know hell take tit for tat
But let’s be fair there’s a lot of germs
Can get up a nose like that

And it’s nice to see Mike Blythe is here
He’s got loads of food in his belly
But we all know he’s only here tonight
Cos Thursday’s rubbish on the telly
But Mike’s putting himself about on the field
And while he’s never been thug
But lets be fair his backup’s gone
Without me, the Bush and Nug

Now we all remember Pontypool Park
Of which all clubs were afraid
They’d go out on the field and forward power
Would make everyone afraid
Now Aberavon went to Pontypool Park
And Cobner said "Take us on if you dare
And the Aberavon pack – it shit itself
Except for Richie Davies – and Phil Berni – over there

So that’s the lot – it’s back to Lloyd
And the end of Bush & Dub
But let’s be fair – it’s been a good night
With Taibach Rugby Club
And we all know before long we’ll all be down here
With a club in Division 3
So let’s have everyone on their feet
And a toast to Taibach RFC